Big Brother Update: Bolingbrook Man Doesn't Fair Well After First Eviction Nomination

Wow! Where to start! Golden Keys! Newbies vs Oldies! Space cows! Rachel’s obnoxious narcissism! “Evel” Dick scheming and bullying! Alliances around every corner.

But last but not least, our hometown homeboy, Bolingbrook’s own Keith Henderson, or “Mr. Bo-Flex” as Dominic called him, up on the chopping block in the first week!!! Whoa! What a show!

I don’t know about you, but this “Golden Key” deal seems like a huge mess. As if this show didn’t have enough twists and turns already, now they plan to grant immunity to anyone who survives eviction during the first four weeks of the game.

It has also been made official. This season of Big Brother 13 is kicking off with a theme: Newbies vs. Oldies. Dick (season eight winner) is up to his old puppeteering ways and trying to recruit some fresh meat from the Newbie camp, primarily blond, waitress and Keith’s partner Porsche, and pasty, loud NJ native Adam. Dick and recently betrothed Bren-chel (Brendon and Rachel) are shown pulling both Adam and Porsche to the side wheeling and dealing.

Meanwhile, our very own Bolingbrook High School alumnus, Keith, was putting his brains to work while strategizing with fellow Newbies. Four of the Newbies, one house guest from each Newbie pair, decided to align with one another for numbers sake. They have named themselves “The Regulators” because they are going to secretly regulate the workings of the game from this point on…or are they?

The “Have and Have Not” competition was tonight as well. This competition decides who gets to remain enjoying all of the luxuries that the house provides and which house guests are subjected to, well, sub par standards, to say the least.

In past episodes, guests have been forced to sleep on metal cots next to jars of live insects and only allowed to eat PB & J sandwiches. This time around isn’t much better. Insane asylum style bedding quarters, cold showers and Big Brother’s own brand of slop is in store for and entire week. Luckily, Keith’s team came in second and doesn’t have to endure that torture, just yet.

Soon afterwards, the nomination ceremony convened where sadly Rachel nominated Keith and Porsche. Rachel was very vague about why she chose who she chose, saying in the diary room that she wants Keith out because he’s a threat and she wants Porsche to stick around so she can use her as a pawn to help she and Brendon in future scheming.

If i've learned anything from watching Big Brother all of these years, there is no doubt in my mind that this decision will come back to bite them in the long run.

The show closed with Porsche laying in a heap crying in shock to teammate Keith who was publicly consoling her, while secretly brushing off his shoulders in confidence because he is certain “The Regulators” will have his back in votes.

Don’t forget to tune into your local CBS station Wednesday to find out all about the major development coming to the Big Brother house regarding a departing housemate! It is definitely going to be a game changer and may just be the lucky charm that Keith needs to stay in the house!!

And Wednesday holds the very first Power of Veto Competition of the season too, so make sure you check it out!

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